How I REALLY feel about most professional sports...

Pro paintball excluded of course. Not that I don't occasionally enjoy watching a game but really.... read this. And contemplate how much of many people's lives is consumed in exactly this manner: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/professional_sports_is_very?utm_source=onion_rss_daily And this is how I feel about golf: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/man_who_used_stick_to_roll?utm_source=onion_rss_daily